A letter to all of you that have a classic rock song title in there email/bandname/etc

you guys suck....i mean you are worse than trekkies. not that bieng obsessed with music is not okay but being voodoochild71@upyourass.com is just tastless and outright tacky. this is to the crue7999 and layla270 and prplehaazze all of you need to understand that if you ever met any of these guys they would hate you alot, thats right stairwayto777 or sabath666 they dont like you. at all. i know i sound mean and harsh but cant you put something that reflects you, not some over comercialized symbol of your ideal music, i mean jimi hendrix would be pissed and the zep would look for some one else to talk to... you are people with real people details not some song lyric. this also includes freakonaleash@wahtever.com and any new metal or greatwhite warrant or john cougar mellencamp refferences as well ( i will talk about bar rock ass clowns later in a list of greatest ass clowns of all time) and the hellsbells666 and hwytohellrocks you guys suck too all of you need to move out of your parents basement, thow away any warcraft or counterstrike games and all your really cheap mid to late 90's porn and those really weird neon tiger striped gym pants. lastly to you frat boys layla always sucked bad so go complain to your dad who "owns a dealership, dude" and have another roofie-colada

I have problem

I am addicted to Music gear. herion pales in comparision coke is to cheap. I need gain, watts channels eq curves. Surf green paint, orange tolex, germanium transitors, bumble bee capacitors. I want custom spec military grade wirring alnico magnets both single coil and humbucker maple fretboards. tube rectifiers, handemade quality the crunch of of distortion the fender cleans, silverface blackface. partrige transformers, but mercury magnetics are just as good too. Vox mids with that top boost tone. come on i need help. Farfisa tone and the super continetal vibe. Analog synths with digital ease modular flexibility compact portabilty. Man i really need help