Messing With The Oscilloscope

Messing With The Oscilloscope
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

negitive temp, analog trouble, and whatever else

So Its been so cold in chicago i think there is a class action lawsuit against lake michigan for its "effect" on the city its pretty drastic, i know. Aside from the usual it has become more apparent i need a computer at home its pretty sad being in the equivilant of 1985 with none of the perks of that time period. also if you are into stocks cheap beer is up 2% bars are down 5%. as for the hunt for the ever more unicorn like cheap analog synth i have returned no results i have attempted many times to search for said elusive beast and yet always miss it, its laughing at me constantly that and i might have to claim jihad on ebay for fucking up the gear market worse then gary busey mug shot. also kelly and my farfisa are at every increasing odds with each other and i am starting to get worried for the farf at any moment i know it my have a run it with a bat or some strange incident down a flight of stairs which is to say like all hicks south of the mason dixon "it had it coming..". My mom and my step dad came into town over the weekend, which was nice sometimes and nerve racking for the other half. at one point my mom wanted to see the famed buddy guy's legends club whci was more sad than under wellming, i have never seen so many crackers in one room outside of a sports bar or a tuppeware party. that and the blues in chicago has taken a turn for the reaper which is heart breaking to say the least. but its was what the crowd thought was blues just like in the 60's when john hurt was passed of for the blues. sometimes it's best to give up my notions of what is this or that and just take in the situation enjoy the fact that i wouldnt normally get caught in such an awkward moment with my mom there or being completely sober . Or that the people playing the music on stage need to play it so they get paid, it wasnt art this was pure entertainment. nothing wrong with it lots of music is just that now not everything needs to be some grandiose refelction of inner turmoil or meditations of losses and gains. and things change it used to be that Rock and roll was just supposed to be about as real as paid for advertisment for 24hr weight loss drinks. now its a whole nervous system interwing with so many statements and values in just that one genre its amazing just like buddy guys god forsaken red and white polkadot suit(how the fuck did he wear that). i think i might have succeded in really wasting your time. lastly i need to really emphasize that the hype that i have created in the band i am in is really my fault and should be kicked in the shins by gilbert godfried while he goes on and on about him "accidently" having intercorse with a cow that he mistaked for woman and later became suspicioous that the cow was a man dressed as a woman..(yeah something obcene and absurd*).. Which reminds me that i got to see some dali bronze scupltures that inspired many thoughts. one was; jokes on you to be willing pay 300,000 bucks for an authorized reproduction of me making fun of the art world while i was really doped up. and right then and there he goes and pants a picture of a donkey wearing assless chaps and drinking beer**.

ha



"where the hell did i put that peyote"


*fuck yeah a double whammy. thats like getting drunk and not having to pay for it!
**yes i ment the pun i thought it would be in the true spirit of the surrealist